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[opening theme]
Sneakers Woman: Thanks for coming, Odd Squad.
Olive: What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
Sneakers Woman: I finally found a pair of running shoes that I like, but I can't wear them, because I have two left feet.
Olive and Otto: Whoa.
Otto: How do you run?
Sneakers Woman: Uh, mainly in circles.
Olive: Not to worry. We have a fix.
[zapping noises]
Olive: Now, they're both lefties.
Sneakers Woman: Not where I thought you were gonna go, but...I'll take 'em! Thanks, Odd Squad!
Otto: Happy to help. Have a good day.
Otto: Uh- oh. S-sorry. O-over there. Thank you.
Olive: Uh- excuse us, sir. You're in our tubes. Thank you.
[whoosh]
Sneakers Woman: Woo! Yeah! Oh! If Sheila could see me now! Woo!
Oprah: There you two are.
Otto: Let me guess. Something very odd has happened?
Oprah: Um, why would you even say that? I got a new plant, and I've been thinking of names. This is Mr. Green Jeans. Isn't that right, Mr. Green Jeans?
[poof]
[harp glissando]
Oprah: [coughing]
Otto: Is it okay to breathe that stuff?
Oprah: How should I know? I'm not a doctor!
Dr. O: Did someone call for a doctor?
Otto and Olive: Whoa.
Oprah: Dr. O, this plant just puffed some sort of mist on me. Anything I should be worried about?
Dr. O: Not at all, but why don't I check this plant out just in case?
Olive: See ya, Dr. O.
Dr. O: Bye.
Otto: Thanks, Doctor.
Oprah: Bye!
[long silence]
Oprah: Um...now that my plant is gone, this is kinda awkward.
Olive: You know what? We'll go.
Otto: We got some work to do.
(They both then walk out of Ms. O's office.)
Olive: All right, well, let's get to work. What- what do you wanna start with? There's this new case-
Dr. O: Pssst. Pssst! [quietly] I need to talk to you, stat!
Olive: What's going on?
Dr. O: Remember when I said Ms. O had nothing to worry about?
Olive and Otto: Yeah.
Dr. O: She has everything to worry about. When that plant sprays someone, some seriously weird things start happening to them.
Olive: Then why'd you say it was fine?!
Dr. O: Because I'm a doctor. And because if the person panics, the seriously weird things speed up.
Otto: How weird are we talking?
[musical sting]
[musical sting]
[musical sting]
Olive, Otto, and Dr. O: [gasps]
Olive: Super weird.
Otto: Really weird.
Dr. O: This is bad, bad, bad! We only have one hour to cure the side effects of this plant, or Ms. O will stay weird forever.
Olive: But how do we stop it? Go go go go go!
Dr. O: We'll need to fill this one-gallon container with medicine.
Otto: What's a gallon?
Olive: It's a unit of measurement. When you're measuring a liquid, you don't use inches and feet. You use gallons, quarts, and cups.
Dr. O: One more thing. The medicine is a combination of four different ingredients. All equal amounts that need to be mixed together.
Otto: How are we supposed to know how much of each ingredient to get?
Dr. O: Oh, great question, Otto.
[beat]
Otto: Aaaand do you have an answer?
Dr. O: Nope, just thought it was a great question.
Olive: Hold on. Look at the lines on this one-gallon container. Each of the four lines stands for one quart, and the last line is at the top, which means there are four liters in one gallon.
Otto: So, if there are four ingredients and all have to be equal-
Olive: It means we need one quart of each ingredient.
Dr. O: That makes sense. First ingredient: one quart of unicorn tears.
Otto: That's impossible, we can't do that. We'd have to go all the way to-
Olive: But how are we going to get unicorn tears? Yes-
Dr. O: Here you go.
[pouring noise]
Otto: One quart. Just three more quarts, and we'll have a gallon.
Dr. O: Next ingredient: one quart of Loganberry juice.
Olive: I think I know where we could find some Loganberry juice.
Oprah: Mmmm, I love Loganberry juice.
Olive, Otto, and Dr. O: [screaming]
Oprah: Why are you all screaming?
Olive: Uh, no reason! No, no!
Olive: Everything's fine.
Otto: Fine! Fine. Really fine.
Dr. O: Just a way to [unintelligible] Yes.
Oprah: Good work.
[hissing sound]
Dr. O: You need to hurry. I'll stay here and hold down the fort.
Olive: Let's go!
[shimmering]
Olive: There it is! Let's move! All right. Let's start pickin' berries.
Logan the Ogre: [roaring]
Olive and Otto: [screaming]
Olive: Who are you?!
Logan: I am Logan the Ogre, protector of the Loganberry tree. What brings you to this place?
Olive: [nervously] We were wondering if we could borrow one quart of Loganberry juice?
Logan the Ogre: Yeah, totally, help yourself.
Olive: For real?
Logan: Sure! I love sharing.
Otto: Wait. How're we supposed to turn berries into juice?
Logan: Juicer?
Olive: Yeah. That'll work, that'll work.
Logan: I don't really have an outlet handy.
Olive: You- uhh...
Logan: Or electricity.
Olive: Hmm...
[violin playing]
[squishing noises]
Otto: How am I doin', partner?
Olive: Yeah, we're almost there. Yes! One quart, exactly. Nice goin', partner!
Otto: Thanks.
Olive: Thanks for your help, Logan. But we gotta get back to Headquarters and-
Logan the Ogre: Halt! None shall leave this place...until we take a selfie together.
Olive: Oh.
Olive: Berries!
Otto: Berries!
[beep]
[shutter sound]
Olive and Otto: [yelling]
Oprah: What is it?
Olive: Um, we're just a bit, um...a bit jumpy today. Didn't get enough sleep last night.
Ms. O: Well, get some sleep! Now!
Olive: One quart of Loganberry juice.
[pouring noise]
Dr. O: Two quarts. We're halfway there.
Otto: And two quarts is half a gallon.
Olive: Which means we need 2 quarts to go. What's next, Dr. O?
Dr. O: Next ingredient: one quart of giraffe milk.
Olive: [groans] [smack] But all the giraffes are on the moon for the summer.
Otto: Seriously?
Olive: Long story.
Dr. O: There's one person who drinks giraffe milk.
[rattling]
Otto: Oh, no, no, anybody but them.
Olive: Oh, no, no, no. No way!
[baby cooing]
[loud clattering]
Olive and Otto: [startled yells]
Olive: Okay. You know, they're gonna be right behind us, okay? So just play it cool. All right? On three. One, two, three!
Olive and Otto: [gasps]
Olive: Okay, guess they're not here then-
Olive and Otto: [yells]
Rivka: You wish to see Baby Genius?
Otto: Yes, Your Excellency. We were just wondering if we could have some giraffe milk.
Rivka: And what do you have for Baby Genius?
Olive: Uh, we have pocket lint.
Rivka: [sweetly] Ohh! [normal] Pocket lint was so last month. Baby Genius likes to laugh. Make Baby laugh, you shall get your "giraffe's milk".
Otto: [gasps] [to Olive] I got this. [to Rivka] Knock knock.
Rivka: Who's there?
Otto: Interrupting chicken.
Rivka: Interrupting chi-
Otto: [loud bawk]
Baby Genius: [sobbing]
Rivka: That was not funny, that was rude. You have insulted Baby with your rude chicken.
Olive: [to Otto] It's okay. I have a joke. [to Rivka] Why did the chicken cross the road?
Baby Genius: [crying]
Rivka: Vat is with all the chickens? You two need to get out more.
Olive: Oh, come on, that's a classic joke!
Rivka: Baby is leaving.
Otto: No no no, we don't-
Olive: Wait, no- ow!
Olive: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Baby Genius: [laughing]
Olive: He laughed!
Rivka: It was more of a giggle. But maybe if you do more...
Olive: Whoo!
Baby Genius: [giggling]
Otto: Look at me!
Olive: Whoopsie, falling down! Whoa!
Otto: Oopsies!
Rivka: Yes, good. Now make silly noises when you fall.
Otto: [silly noises]
Olive: [silly noises]
Rivka: Enough.
Baby Genius: [cooing]
Rivka: Here is your giraffe milk.
Otto: Four cups? But we need a quart.
Rivka: Calm down, chicken boy. Cups is a smaller unit of measurement. But, there are four cups in one quart.
Olive: So if we have four cups, that means we have a quart!
Baby Genius: [cooing]
Olive: All right. We have to get these back to Headquarters.
Olive: Whaaat?
Otto: Whaaat?
Olive: Never mind. Let's go.
Otto: What's up with all the mirrors?
Dr. O: I'm hiding them from Ms. O. The seriously weird things have gotten weirder, and if she sees herself, things are gonna get real crazy.
Olive: Good news. We have the giraffe milk.
Dr. O: Let's pour it into the container.
Olive: Okay.
[pouring noise]
Otto: Three quarts down, one to go.
Olive: What's the final ingredient?
Dr. O: It's a very rare liquid: water.
Olive: But, water isn't rare.
Dr. O: Here's a map. There's a cave with a dragon inside.
Otto: Dr. O, there's a water cooler right there.
[bubbling]
Dr. O: How long has that been there?
Olive: Uh, always?
Dr. O: Well, that frees up my Mondays.
[pouring noise]
[whoosh]
Dr. O: One gallon exactly.
Olive: But now what do we do with it?
Oprah: Do with what?
Olive, Otto, and Dr. O: [yelling]
Oprah: What is with you guys today?
Olive, Otto and Dr. O: [overlapping chatter]
Oprah: Is that my mirror over there?
Olive: No! No, no, no, no.
Otto: No. No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no.
Olive, Otto and Dr. O: [overlapping yelling] [screaming]
[splashing]
[shimmering]
Oprah: [coughing] What are you doing?!
Dr. O: When you got sprayed by that plant, some seriously weird things were happening to your face, but you're better now.
Oprah: Oh, cool. Thanks.
Olive: [relieved sigh]
Dr. O: [relieved sigh]
Otto: Phew! That was close.
Olive: Oh yeah.
[poof]
[harp glissando]
Otto: So, back to the ogre?
[credits]
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