- [opening theme]
- Sneakers Woman: Thanks for coming, Odd Squad.
- Olive: What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
- Sneakers Woman: I finally found a pair of running shoes that I like, but I can't wear them, because I have two left feet.
- Olive and Otto: Whoa.
- Otto: How do you run?
- Sneakers Woman: Uh, mainly in circles.
- Olive: Not to worry. We have a fix.
- [zapping noises]
- Olive: Now, they're both lefties.
- Sneakers Woman: Not where I thought you were gonna go, but...I'll take 'em! Thanks, Odd Squad!
- Otto: Happy to help. Have a good day.
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- [whoosh]
- Sneakers Woman: Woo! Yeah! Oh! If Sheila could see me now! Woo!
- Oprah: There you two are.
- Otto: Let me guess. Something very odd has happened?
- Oprah: Um, why would you even say that? I got a new plant, and I've been thinking of names. This is Mr. Green Jeans. Isn't that right, Mr. Green Jeans?
- [poof]
- [harp glissando]
- Oprah: [coughing]
- Otto: Is it okay to breathe that stuff?
- Oprah: How should I know? I'm not a doctor!
- Dr. O: Did someone call for a doctor?
- Otto and Olive: Whoa.
- Oprah: Dr. O, this plant just puffed some sort of mist on me. Anything I should be worried about?
- Dr. O: Not at all, but why don't I check this plant out just in case?
- Olive: See ya, Dr. O.
- Dr. O: Bye.
- Otto: Thanks, Doctor.
- Oprah: Bye!
- [long silence]
- Oprah: Um...now that my plant is gone, this is kinda awkward.
- Olive: You know what? We'll go.
- Otto: We got some work to do.
- (They both then walk out of Ms. O's office.)
- Olive: All right, well, let's get to work. What- what do you wanna start with? There's this new case-
- Dr. O: Pssst. Pssst! [quietly] I need to talk to you, stat!
- Olive: What's going on?
- Dr. O: Remember when I said Ms. O had nothing to worry about?
- Olive and Otto: Yeah.
- Dr. O: She has everything to worry about. When that plant sprays someone, some seriously weird things start happening to them.
- Olive: Then why'd you say it was fine?!
- Dr. O: Because I'm a doctor. And because if the person panics, the seriously weird things speed up.
- Otto: How weird are we talking?
- [musical sting]
- [musical sting]
- [musical sting]
- Olive, Otto, and Dr. O: [gasps]
- Olive: Super weird.
- Otto: Really weird.
- Dr. O: This is bad, bad, bad! We only have one hour to cure the side effects of this plant, or Ms. O will stay weird forever.
- Olive: But how do we stop it? Go go go go go!
- Dr. O: We'll need to fill this one-gallon container with medicine.
- Otto: What's a gallon?
- Olive: It's a unit of measurement. When you're measuring a liquid, you don't use inches and feet. You use gallons, quarts, and cups.
- Dr. O: One more thing. The medicine is a combination of four different ingredients. All equal amounts that need to be mixed together.
- Otto: How are we supposed to know how much of each ingredient to get?
- Dr. O: Oh, great question, Otto.
- [beat]
- Otto: Aaaand do you have an answer?
- Dr. O: Nope, just thought it was a great question.
- Olive: Hold on. Look at the lines on this one-gallon container. Each of the four lines stands for one quart, and the last line is at the top, which means there are four liters in one gallon.
- Otto: So, if there are four ingredients and all have to be equal-
- Olive: It means we need one quart of each ingredient.
- Dr. O: That makes sense. First ingredient: one quart of unicorn tears.
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- Dr. O: Here you go.
- [pouring noise]
- Otto: One quart. Just three more quarts, and we'll have a gallon.
- Dr. O: Next ingredient: one quart of Loganberry juice.
- Olive: I think I know where we could find some Loganberry juice.
- Oprah: Mmmm, I love Loganberry juice.
- Olive, Otto, and Dr. O: [screaming]
- Oprah: Why are you all screaming?
- Olive: Uh, no reason! No, no!
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- Oprah: Good work.
- [hissing sound]
- Dr. O: You need to hurry. I'll stay here and hold down the fort.
- Olive: Let's go!
- [shimmering]
- Olive: There it is! Let's move! All right. Let's start pickin' berries.
- Logan the Ogre: [roaring]
- Olive and Otto: [screaming]
- Olive: Who are you?!
- Logan: I am Logan the Ogre, protector of the Loganberry tree. What brings you to this place?
- Olive: [nervously] We were wondering if we could borrow one quart of Loganberry juice?
- Logan the Ogre: Yeah, totally, help yourself.
- Olive: For real?
- Logan: Sure! I love sharing.
- Otto: Wait. How're we supposed to turn berries into juice?
- Logan: Juicer?
- Olive: Yeah. That'll work, that'll work.
- Logan: I don't really have an outlet handy.
- Olive: You- uhh...
- Logan: Or electricity.
- Olive: Hmm...
- [violin playing]
- [squishing noises]
- Otto: How am I doin', partner?
- Olive: Yeah, we're almost there. Yes! One quart, exactly. Nice goin', partner!
- Otto: Thanks.
- Olive: Thanks for your help, Logan. But we gotta get back to Headquarters and-
- Logan the Ogre: Halt! None shall leave this place...until we take a selfie together.
- Olive: Oh.
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- [beep]
- [shutter sound]
- Olive and Otto: [yelling]
- Oprah: What is it?
- Olive: Um, we're just a bit, um...a bit jumpy today. Didn't get enough sleep last night.
- Ms. O: Well, get some sleep! Now!
- Olive: One quart of Loganberry juice.
- [pouring noise]
- Dr. O: Two quarts. We're halfway there.
- Otto: And two quarts is half a gallon.
- Olive: Which means we need 2 quarts to go. What's next, Dr. O?
- Dr. O: Next ingredient: one quart of giraffe milk.
- Olive: [groans] [smack] But all the giraffes are on the moon for the summer.
- Otto: Seriously?
- Olive: Long story.
- Dr. O: There's one person who drinks giraffe milk.
- [rattling]
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- [baby cooing]
- [loud clattering]
- Olive and Otto: [startled yells]
- Olive: Okay. You know, they're gonna be right behind us, okay? So just play it cool. All right? On three. One, two, three!
- Olive and Otto: [gasps]
- Olive: Okay, guess they're not here then-
- Olive and Otto: [yells]
- Rivka: You wish to see Baby Genius?
- Otto: Yes, Your Excellency. We were just wondering if we could have some giraffe milk.
- Rivka: And what do you have for Baby Genius?
- Olive: Uh, we have pocket lint.
- Rivka: [sweetly] Ohh! [normal] Pocket lint was so last month. Baby Genius likes to laugh. Make Baby laugh, you shall get your "giraffe's milk".
- Otto: [gasps] [to Olive] I got this. [to Rivka] Knock knock.
- Rivka: Who's there?
- Otto: Interrupting chicken.
- Rivka: Interrupting chi-
- Otto: [loud bawk]
- Baby Genius: [sobbing]
- Rivka: That was not funny, that was rude. You have insulted Baby with your rude chicken.
- Olive: [to Otto] It's okay. I have a joke. [to Rivka] Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Baby Genius: [crying]
- Rivka: Vat is with all the chickens? You two need to get out more.
- Olive: Oh, come on, that's a classic joke!
- Rivka: Baby is leaving.
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- Olive: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Baby Genius: [laughing]
- Olive: He laughed!
- Rivka: It was more of a giggle. But maybe if you do more...
- Olive: Whoo!
- Baby Genius: [giggling]
- Otto: Look at me!
- Olive: Whoopsie, falling down! Whoa!
- Otto: Oopsies!
- Rivka: Yes, good. Now make silly noises when you fall.
- Otto: [silly noises]
- Olive: [silly noises]
- Rivka: Enough.
- Baby Genius: [cooing]
- Rivka: Here is your giraffe milk.
- Otto: Four cups? But we need a quart.
- Rivka: Calm down, chicken boy. Cups is a smaller unit of measurement. But, there are four cups in one quart.
- Olive: So if we have four cups, that means we have a quart!
- Baby Genius: [cooing]
- Olive: All right. We have to get these back to Headquarters.
- Olive: Whaaat?
- Otto: Whaaat?
- Olive: Never mind. Let's go.
- Otto: What's up with all the mirrors?
- Dr. O: I'm hiding them from Ms. O. The seriously weird things have gotten weirder, and if she sees herself, things are gonna get real crazy.
- Olive: Good news. We have the giraffe milk.
- Dr. O: Let's pour it into the container.
- Olive: Okay.
- [pouring noise]
- Otto: Three quarts down, one to go.
- Olive: What's the final ingredient?
- Dr. O: It's a very rare liquid: water.
- Olive: But, water isn't rare.
- Dr. O: Here's a map. There's a cave with a dragon inside.
- Otto: Dr. O, there's a water cooler right there.
- [bubbling]
- Dr. O: How long has that been there?
- Olive: Uh, always?
- Dr. O: Well, that frees up my Mondays.
- [pouring noise]
- [whoosh]
- Dr. O: One gallon exactly.
- Olive: But now what do we do with it?
- Oprah: Do with what?
- Olive, Otto, and Dr. O: [yelling]
- Oprah: What is with you guys today?
- Olive, Otto and Dr. O: [overlapping chatter]
- Oprah: Is that my mirror over there?
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- Olive, Otto and Dr. O: [overlapping yelling] [screaming]
- [splashing]
- [shimmering]
- Oprah: [coughing] What are you doing?!
- Dr. O: When you got sprayed by that plant, some seriously weird things were happening to your face, but you're better now.
- Oprah: Oh, cool. Thanks.
- Olive: [relieved sigh]
- Dr. O: [relieved sigh]
- Otto: Phew! That was close.
- Olive: Oh yeah.
- [poof]
- [harp glissando]
- Otto: So, back to the ogre?
- [credits]