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{{Infobox_transcript|title1=Transcripts/The Odd Antidote|episode=[[The Odd Antidote]]|previous=[[Transcripts/Invasion of the Body Switchers|Invasion of the Body Switchers]]|next=[[Transcripts/The One That Got Away|The One That Got Away]]}}
  
   
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:{{Infobox transcript|title1=Transcripts/The Odd Antidote|episode=[[The Odd Antidote]]|previous=[[Invasion of the Body Switchers/Transcript|Invasion of the Body Switchers]]|next=[[The One That Got Away/Transcript|The One That Got Away]]}}
 
:[opening theme]
  
:[opening theme]
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:'''Lady with two left feet:''' Thanks for coming, Odd Squad.
  
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:'''Olive:''' What seems to be the problem, mam?
  
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:'''Lady with two left feet:''' ''(sadly)'' I finally found a pair of running shoes that I like, but I can't wear them 'cause I have two left feet.
 
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:''(Olive and Otto look down to find that both of her feet are actually lefties!)''
  
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:'''Olive and Otto:''' ''(shocked)'' '''Whoa....'''
  
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:'''Otto:''' How do you run?!
  
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:'''Lady with two left feet:''' Uh, mainly in circles.
  
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:'''Olive:''' ''(reassuring)'' Not to worry. We have a fix.
  
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:''(The lady with two left feet sighs happily. Olive takes out a gadget and zaps the former with it. It turns both the shoes into left shoes.)''
  
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:'''Lady with two left feet:''' What?
  
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:'''Olive:''' Now, they're both lefties.
  
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:'''Lady with two left feet:''' ''(speechless)'' Not where I though you were gonna go, but... I'll take 'em! Thanks, Odd Squad!
  
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:'''Otto:''' Happy to help. Have a great day!
  
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:''(They then try to get to the tube exit, but someone is blocking them. The left feet lady puts on her shoes, while Olive and Otto go through the shoe store tube entrance.)''
  
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:'''Lady with two left feet:''' Woo! Yeah! ''(claps her hands)'' If Sheila could see me now! Woo!
  
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:''(She keeps enjoying her new shoes.)''
  
   
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:'''Sneakers Woman:''' Thanks for coming, Odd Squad.
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:'''Olive:''' What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
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:'''Sneakers Woman:''' I finally found a pair of running shoes that I like, but I can't wear them, because I have two left feet.
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:'''Olive''' and '''Otto:''' Whoa.
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:'''Otto:''' How do you run?
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:'''Sneakers Woman:''' Uh, mainly in circles.
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:'''Olive:''' Not to worry. We have a fix.
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:[zapping noises]
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:'''Olive:''' Now, they're both lefties.
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:'''Sneakers Woman:''' Not where I thought you were gonna go, but...I'll take 'em! Thanks, Odd Squad!
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:'''Otto:''' Happy to help. Have a good day.
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:'''Otto:''' Uh- oh. S-sorry. O-over there. Thank you.
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:'''Olive:''' Uh- excuse us, sir. You're in our tubes. Thank you.
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|}
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:[whoosh]
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:'''Sneakers Woman:''' Woo! Yeah! Oh! If Sheila could see me now! Woo!
   
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:'''Oprah:''' There you two are.
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:''(The jackelope mascot sounds like an eagle. It then shows Olive and Otto walking into Ms. O's office, and there is a strange plant on Ms. O's desk.)''
  
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:'''Otto:''' Let me guess. Something very odd has happened?
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:'''Ms. O:''' There you two are.
  
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:'''Oprah:''' Um, why would you even say that? I got a new plant, and I've been thinking of names. This is Mr. Green Jeans. Isn't that right, Mr. Green Jeans?
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:'''Otto:''' ''(unsurprised)'' Let me guess. Something very odd has happened?
  
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:[poof]
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:'''Ms. O:''' ''(confused)'' Um, why would you even say that? I got a new plant, and I've been thinking of names. This is Mr. Green Jeans. Isn't that right, Mr. Green Jeans?
  
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:[harp glissando]
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:''(When Ms. O gets her face too close to Mr. Green Jeans, he sprays her with some kind of pink glittery dust. She then has a bit of a coughing fit while Olive appears to be confused by what just happened.)''
  
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:'''Oprah:''' [coughing]
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:'''Otto:''' Is it OK to breathe that stuff?
  
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:'''Ms. O:''' How should I know? I'm not a doctor!
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:'''Otto:''' Is it okay to breathe that stuff?
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:'''Oprah:''' How should ''I'' know? I'm not a doctor!
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:''(Suddenly, Dr. O appears behind Olive and Otto.)''
  
 
:'''Dr. O:''' Did someone call for a doctor?
  
:'''Dr. O:''' Did someone call for a doctor?
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:'''Otto and Olive: Whoa!'''
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:'''Otto''' and '''Olive:''' Whoa.
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:'''Ms. O:''' Dr. O, this plant just puffed some sort of mist on me. Anything I should be worried about?
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:'''Oprah:''' Dr. O, this plant just puffed some sort of mist on me. Anything I should be worried about?
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:'''Dr. O:''' ''(lying)'' Not at all. But, why don't I check this plant out just in case?
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:'''Dr. O:''' Not at all, but why don't I check this plant out just in case?
 
:'''Olive:''' See ya, Dr. O.
  
:'''Olive:''' See ya, Dr. O.
 
:'''Dr. O:''' Bye.
  
:'''Dr. O:''' Bye.
 
:'''Otto:''' Thanks, Doctor.
  
:'''Otto:''' Thanks, Doctor.
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:'''Ms. O:''' Bye!
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:'''Oprah:''' Bye!
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:[long silence]
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:''(All three of them look at each other awkwardly.)''
  
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:'''Ms. O:''' Ummmm.... Now that my plant is gone, this is kinda awkward.
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:'''Oprah:''' Um...now that my plant is gone, this is kinda awkward.
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:'''Olive:''' ''(claps her hands)'' You know what? We'll go.
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:'''Olive:''' You know what? We'll go.
 
:'''Otto:''' We got some work to do.
  
:'''Otto:''' We got some work to do.
 
:''(They both then walk out of Ms. O's office.)''
  
:''(They both then walk out of Ms. O's office.)''
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:'''Olive:''' All right. Well, let's get to work. What do you wanna start with?
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:'''Olive:''' All right, well, let's get to work. What- what do you wanna start with? There's this new case-
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:'''Dr. O:''' Pssst. Pssst! ''[quietly]'' I need to talk to you, stat!
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:''(While the're discussing about what case they should start with, Dr. O calls them.)''
  
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:'''Dr. O:''' Pssst. ''(quietly)'' I need to talk to you. Stat!
  
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:''(They are confused and walk over to Dr. O's office. She appears to have covered the plant with safety tape.)''
  
 
:'''Olive:''' What's going on?
  
:'''Olive:''' What's going on?
 
:'''Dr. O:''' Remember when I said Ms. O had nothing to worry about?
  
:'''Dr. O:''' Remember when I said Ms. O had nothing to worry about?
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:'''Olive and Otto:''' Yeah.
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:'''Olive''' and '''Otto:''' Yeah.
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:'''Dr. O:''' She has '''EVERYTHING''' to worry about! When that plant sprays someone, some seriously WEIRD things start happening to them.
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:'''Dr. O:''' She has ''everything'' to worry about. When that plant sprays someone, some seriously weird things start happening to them.
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:'''Olive:''' ''(worried)'' Then why'd you say it was '''FINE?!'''
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:'''Olive:''' Then why'd you say it was fine?!
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:'''Dr. O:''' Because I'm a DOCTOR. And because if the person panics, the seriously weird things speed up.
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:'''Dr. O:''' Because I'm a doctor. And because if the person panics, the seriously weird things speed up.
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:'''Otto: How''' weird are we talking?
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:'''Otto:''' How weird are we talking?
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:[musical sting]
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:''(They are talking '''VERY WEIRD''' when it shows that one of the weird things is that one of Ms. O's ears has turned '''HUMUNGOUS!)'''''
  
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:[musical sting]
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:'''Olive, Otto, and Dr. O:''' ''(gasps)''
  
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:[musical sting]
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:'''Olive: Super''' weird.
  
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:'''Olive''', '''Otto''', and '''Dr. O:''' ''[gasps]''
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:'''Otto: Really''' weird.
  
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:'''Olive:''' Super weird.
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:'''Dr. O:''' ''(panicky)'' This is BAD, BAD, BAD! We only have one hour to cure the side effects of this plant, or Ms. O will stay weird '''FOREVER.'''
  
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:'''Olive:''' But how do we stop it?
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:'''Otto:''' Really weird.
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:'''Dr. O:''' This is bad, bad, bad! We only have one hour to cure the side effects of this plant, or Ms. O will stay weird forever.
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:''(Ms. O then looks at them, and they quickly run to keep her from guessing.)''
  
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:'''Olive:''' Go-go-go-go-go!
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:'''Olive:''' But how do we stop it? Go go go go go!
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:'''Dr. O:''' We'll need to fill this one-gallon container with medicine.
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:''(Ms. O then looks down at her work.)''
  
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:'''Dr. O:''' We'll need to fill this 1-gallon container with medicine.
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:'''Otto:''' What's a gallon?
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:'''Olive:''' It's a unit of measurement. When you're measuring a liquid, you don't use inches and feet. You use gallons, quarts, and cups.
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:'''Otto:''' ''(confused)'' What's a gallon?
  
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:'''Dr. O:''' One more thing. The medicine is a combination of four different ingredients. All equal amounts that need to be mixed together.
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:'''Olive:''' ''(explaining)'' It's a unit of measurement. When you're measuring a liquid, you don't use inches and feet. You use gallons, quarts, and cups.
 
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:'''Dr. O:''' One more thing: The medicine is a combination of 4 different ingredients. All equal amounts that easily mix together.
  
 
:'''Otto:''' How are we supposed to know how much of each ingredient to get?
  
:'''Otto:''' How are we supposed to know how much of each ingredient to get?
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:'''Dr. O:''' Great question, Otto.
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:'''Dr. O:''' Oh, great question, Otto.
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:[beat]
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:''(They stand in silence for a few seconds.)''
  
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:'''Otto:''' Anddddd, do you have an answer?
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:'''Otto:''' Aaaand do you have an answer?
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:'''Dr. O:''' Nope. Just thought it was a great question.
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:'''Dr. O:''' Nope, just thought it was a great question.
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:'''Olive:''' Hold on. Look at the lines on this 1-gallon container. Each of the 4 lines stands for 1 quart, and the last line is at the top, which means there are 4 quarts in 1 gallon.
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:'''Olive:''' Hold on. Look at the lines on this one-gallon container. Each of the four lines stands for one quart, and the last line is at the top, which means there are four liters in one gallon.
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:'''Otto:''' And if there are 4 ingredients that all have to be equal,....
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:'''Otto:''' So, if there are four ingredients and all have to be equal-
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:'''Olive:''' It means we need 1 quart of each ingredient.
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:'''Olive:''' It means we need one quart of each ingredient.
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:'''Dr. O:''' That makes sense. First ingeredient: one quart of Unicorn Tears.
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:'''Dr. O:''' That makes sense. First ingredient: one quart of unicorn tears.
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{|
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:''(Otto and Olive then complain to Dr. O about how impossible it would be to get Unicorn Tears. Suddenly, Dr. O puts down a glittery confetti-like bucket of Unicorn Tears.)''
  
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|
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:'''Otto:''' That's impossible, we can't do that. We'd have to go all the way to-
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|
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:'''Olive:''' But how are we going to get ''unicorn tears?'' Yes-
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|}
 
:'''Dr. O:''' Here you go.
  
:'''Dr. O:''' Here you go.
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:[pouring noise]
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:''(Olive then takes the Unicorn Tears, opens the lid, and pours one quart into the container.)''
  
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:'''Otto:''' One quart. Three more quarts, and we'll have a gallon.
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:'''Otto:''' One quart. Just three more quarts, and we'll have a gallon.
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:'''Dr. O:''' Next ingredient: one quart of Loganberry Juice.
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:'''Dr. O:''' Next ingredient: one quart of Loganberry juice.
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:'''Olive:''' I think I know where we could find some Loganberry Juice.
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:'''Olive:''' I think I know where we could find some Loganberry juice.
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:'''Ms. O:''' Mmmm, I love Loganberry Juice.
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:'''Oprah:''' Mmmm, I love Loganberry juice.
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:'''Olive''', '''Otto''', and '''Dr. O:''' [screaming]
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:''(Ms. O appears behind them, and now both of her ears are big, AND her eyebrows are now red, big, and bushy!)''
  
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:'''Olive, Otto, and Dr. O:''' ''(screaming)''
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:'''Oprah:''' Why are you all screaming?
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:'''Ms. O:''' ''(confused)'' Why are you all screaming?
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:'''Olive:''' Uh, no reason! No, no!
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{|
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:''(All three of them stammer up with excuses, which Ms. O believes.)''
  
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|
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:'''Ms. O:''' Good work.
  
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:'''Olive:''' Everything's fine.
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:''(She then walks out of Dr. O's office.)''
  
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:'''Dr. O:''' You need to hurry! I'll stay here and hold down the fort.
  
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:'''Otto:''' Fine! Fine. Really fine.
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:'''Dr. O:''' Just a way to [unintelligible] Yes.
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|}
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:'''Oprah:''' Good work.
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:[hissing sound]
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:'''Dr. O:''' You need to hurry. I'll stay here and hold down the fort.
 
:'''Olive:''' Let's go!
  
:'''Olive:''' Let's go!
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:''(She and Olive then leave. Dr. O then literally holds down a fort.)''
  
   
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:[shimmering]
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:'''Olive:''' There it is! Let's move! All right. Let's start pickin' berries.
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:'''Logan the Ogre:''' [roaring]
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:''(The jackelope mascot sounds like popping bubbles. It then shows Olive and Otto, who are looking for Loganberries.)''
  
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:'''Olive:''' There it is! Let's move!
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:'''Olive''' and '''Otto:''' [screaming]
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:'''Olive:''' Who are you?!
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:''(They then run over to the Loganberry tree.)''
  
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:'''Logan:''' I am Logan the Ogre, protector of the Loganberry tree. What brings you to this place?
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:'''Olive:''' ''(claps her hands)'' All right! Let's start pickin' berries.
  
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:'''Olive:''' [nervously] We were wondering if we could borrow one quart of Loganberry juice?
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:''(Then suddenly...)''
  
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:'''Logan the Ogre:''' Roar!
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:'''Logan the Ogre:''' Yeah, totally, help yourself.
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:'''Olive and Otto:''' ''(screaming)''
  
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:'''Olive:''' ''(scared)'' Who are you?!
  
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:'''Logan the Ogre:''' I am Logan the Ogre, protector of the Loganberry tree. What brings you to this place?
  
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:'''Olive:''' ''(nervously)'' Uh, we were wondering if we could borrow... one quart of... Loganberry juice.
  
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:''(Logan responds a lot more nicer.)''
  
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:'''Logan the Ogre:''' Yeah, totally. Help yourself.
  
 
:'''Olive:''' For real?
  
:'''Olive:''' For real?
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:'''Logan the Ogre:''' Sure! I '''LOVE''' sharing!
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:'''Logan:''' Sure! I love sharing.
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:''(Olive then tries to get some Loganberries, but Otto stops her.)''
  
 
:'''Otto:''' Wait. How're we supposed to turn berries into juice?
  
:'''Otto:''' Wait. How're we supposed to turn berries into juice?
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:'''Logan the Ogre:''' Juicer?
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:'''Logan:''' Juicer?
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:'''Olive:''' Yeah. That'll work.
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:'''Olive:''' Yeah. That'll work, that'll work.
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:'''Otto:''' That'll work.
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:'''Logan:''' I don't really have an outlet handy.
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:'''Olive:''' You- uhh...
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:'''Logan the Ogre:''' I don't really have an outlet handy.
  
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:'''Olive:''' Uhhh....
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:'''Logan:''' Or electricity.
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:'''Logan the Ogre:''' Or electricity.
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:'''Olive:''' Hmm...
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:[violin playing]
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:'''Olive:''' Hmmm...
 
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:[squishing noises]
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:''(The jackelope transition then appears. Otto is then seen squishing berries in a bucket, and Logan is playing a fiddle. Olive is waiting for the juice to pour out.)''
  
 
:'''Otto:''' How am I doin', partner?
  
:'''Otto:''' How am I doin', partner?
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:'''Olive:''' We're almost there! Yes! One quart, exactly. Nice going, partner.
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:'''Olive:''' Yeah, we're almost there. Yes! One quart, exactly. Nice goin', partner!
 
:'''Otto:''' Thanks.
  
:'''Otto:''' Thanks.
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:'''Olive:''' Thanks for your help, Logan. But we've gotta go back to headquarters...
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:'''Olive:''' Thanks for your help, Logan. But we gotta get back to Headquarters and-
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:'''Logan the Ogre:''' Halt! None shall leave this place... until we take a selfie together.
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:'''Logan the Ogre:''' Halt! None shall leave this place...until we take a selfie together.
 
:'''Olive:''' Oh.
  
:'''Olive:''' Oh.
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{|
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:''(Logan pulls out a camera.)''
  
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|
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:'''Olive and Otto:''' Berries! Berries!
  
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:'''Olive:''' Berries!
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:''(Logan then takes the picture.)''
  
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|
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:'''Otto:''' Berries!
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|}
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:[beep]
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:[shutter sound]
   
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:'''Olive''' and '''Otto:''' [yelling]
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:'''Oprah:''' What is it?
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:'''Olive:''' Um, we're just a bit, um...a bit jumpy today. Didn't get enough sleep last night.
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:''(The jackelope mascot sounds like a little kid snickering. It then shows Olive and Otto carrying the Loganberry juice, but suddenly...)''
  
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:'''Olive and Otto:''' AAAAAAAHHH!
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:'''Ms. O:''' Well, get some sleep! ''Now!''
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:'''Olive:''' One quart of Loganberry juice.
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:''(Ms. O now has antennae.)''
  
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:[pouring noise]
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:'''Ms. O:''' ''(confused)'' What is it?
  
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:'''Olive:''' ''(lying)'' Um, we're just feeling... a bit jumpy today. Didn't get enough sleep last night.
  
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:'''Ms. O:''' Well, get some sleep! Leave! '''NOW!'''
  
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:''(She then walks into her office, and she also has grown a lion's tail! Olive and Otto then run over to Dr. O's office.)''
  
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:'''Olive:''' One quart of Loganberry Juice.
  
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:''(She then pours in the Loganberry Juice.)''
  
 
:'''Dr. O:''' Two quarts. We're halfway there.
  
:'''Dr. O:''' Two quarts. We're halfway there.
 
:'''Otto:''' And two quarts is half a gallon.
  
:'''Otto:''' And two quarts is half a gallon.
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:'''Olive:''' Which means we still have 2 quarts to go. What's up next, Dr. O?
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:'''Olive:''' Which means we need 2 quarts to go. What's next, Dr. O?
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:'''Dr. O:''' Next ingredient: One quart of Giraffe Milk.
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:'''Dr. O:''' Next ingredient: one quart of giraffe milk.
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:'''Olive:''' ''(facepalms)'' Ugh. But all the giraffes are on the Moon for the summer.
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:'''Olive:''' [groans] [smack] But all the giraffes are on the moon for the summer.
 
:'''Otto:''' Seriously?
  
:'''Otto:''' Seriously?
 
:'''Olive:''' Long story.
  
:'''Olive:''' Long story.
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:'''Dr. O:''' there's one person who drinks giraffe milk.
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:'''Dr. O:''' There's one person who drinks giraffe milk.
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:[rattling]
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:''(She pulls out a baby rattle.)''
  
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{|
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:'''Olive and Otto:''' ''(complaining)''
  
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|
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:'''Otto:''' Oh, no, no, anybody but them.
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|
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:'''Olive:''' Oh, no, no, no. No way!
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|}
   
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:[baby cooing]
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:[loud clattering]
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:'''Olive''' and '''Otto:''' [startled yells]
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:''(Olive and Otto are now in Baby Genius' hideout. They hear paint cans crashing and turn around.)''
  
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:'''Olive:''' Oh. Okay. We know that they're right behind us. Just act cool. All right. On three. One, two, '''THREE!'''
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:'''Olive:''' Okay. You know, they're gonna be right behind us, okay? So just play it cool. All right? On three. One, two, three!
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:'''Olive''' and '''Otto:''' [gasps]
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:''(They both turn around, but Rivka and Baby Genius aren't there. They turn around to find that Rivka and Baby Genius are there.)''
  
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:'''Olive:''' Okay, guess they're not here then-
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:'''Olive and Otto: AAHHHHH!'''
  
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:'''Olive''' and '''Otto:''' [yells]
 
:'''Rivka:''' You wish to see Baby Genius?
  
:'''Rivka:''' You wish to see Baby Genius?
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:'''Otto:''' Yes, your excellency. We were just wondering if we could have some giraffe milk.
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:'''Otto:''' Yes, Your Excellency. We were just wondering if we could have some giraffe milk.
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:'''Rivka:''' And what do ye have for Baby Genius?
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:'''Rivka:''' And what do you have for Baby Genius?
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:'''Olive:''' ''(pulls out pocket lint)'' Uh, we have pocket lint.
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:'''Olive:''' Uh, we have pocket lint.
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:'''Rivka:''' Ohhhhh, pocket lint was '''SO''' last month. Baby Genius likes to laugh. Make Baby laugh, you shall get your giraffe milk.
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:'''Rivka:''' [sweetly] Ohh! [normal] Pocket lint was so last month. Baby Genius likes to laugh. Make Baby laugh, you shall get your "giraffe's milk".
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:'''Otto:''' ''(reassuring)'' I got this. Knock Knock.
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:'''Otto:''' [gasps] [to Olive] I got this. [to Rivka] Knock knock.
 
:'''Rivka:''' Who's there?
  
:'''Rivka:''' Who's there?
 
:'''Otto:''' Interrupting chicken.
  
:'''Otto:''' Interrupting chicken.
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:'''Rivka:''' Interrupting chi...
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:'''Rivka:''' Interrupting chi-
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:'''Otto:''' [loud bawk]
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:''(Otto then makes a very loud chicken sound, which makes Baby Genius start to cry.)''
  
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:'''Baby Genius:''' [sobbing]
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:'''Rivka:''' That was not '''FUNNY!''' That was rude. You have insulted Baby with your rude chicken.
  
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:'''Olive:''' It's okay. I have a joke. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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:'''Rivka:''' That was not funny, that was rude. You have ''insulted'' Baby with your ''rude chicken''.
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:'''Olive:''' [to Otto] It's okay. I have a joke. [to Rivka] Why did the chicken cross the road?
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:'''Baby Genius:''' [crying]
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:'''Rivka:''' Vat is with all the chickens? You two need to get out more.
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:'''Olive:''' Oh, come on, that's a classic joke!
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:'''Rivka:''' Baby is leaving.
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{|
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|
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:'''Otto:''' No no no, we don't-
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|
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:'''Olive:''' Wait, no- ow!
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|}
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:'''Olive:''' Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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:'''Baby Genius:''' [laughing]
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:'''Olive:''' He laughed!
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:'''Rivka:''' It was more of a giggle. But maybe if you do more...
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:'''Olive:''' Whoo!
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:'''Baby Genius:''' [giggling]
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:'''Otto:''' Look at me!
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:'''Olive:''' Whoopsie, falling down! Whoa!
  +
:'''Otto:''' Oopsies!
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:'''Rivka:''' Yes, good. Now make silly noises when you fall.
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:'''Otto:''' [silly noises]
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:'''Olive:''' [silly noises]
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:'''Rivka:''' Enough.
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:'''Baby Genius:''' [cooing]
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:'''Rivka:''' Here is your giraffe milk.
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:'''Otto:''' Four cups? But we need a quart.
  +
:'''Rivka:''' Calm down, chicken boy. Cups is a smaller unit of measurement. But, there are four cups in one quart.
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:'''Olive:''' So if we have four cups, that means we have a quart!
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:'''Baby Genius:''' [cooing]
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:'''Olive:''' All right. We have to get these back to Headquarters.
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:'''Olive:''' Whaaat?
  +
:'''Otto:''' Whaaat?
  +
:'''Olive:''' Never mind. Let's go.
  +
  +
:'''Otto:''' What's up with all the mirrors?
  +
:'''Dr. O:''' I'm hiding them from Ms. O. The seriously weird things have gotten weirder, and if she sees herself, things are gonna get real crazy.
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:'''Olive:''' Good news. We have the giraffe milk.
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:'''Dr. O:''' Let's pour it into the container.
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:'''Olive:''' Okay.
  +
:[pouring noise]
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:'''Otto:''' Three quarts down, one to go.
  +
:'''Olive:''' What's the final ingredient?
  +
:'''Dr. O''': It's a very rare liquid: water.
  +
:'''Olive:''' But, water isn't rare.
  +
:'''Dr. O:''' Here's a map. There's a cave with a dragon inside.
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:'''Otto:''' Dr. O, there's a water cooler right there.
  +
:[bubbling]
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:'''Dr. O:''' How long has that been there?
  +
:'''Olive:''' Uh, always?
  +
:'''Dr. O:''' Well, that frees up my Mondays.
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:[pouring noise]
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:[whoosh]
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:'''Dr. O:''' One gallon exactly.
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:'''Olive:''' But now what do we do with it?
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:'''Oprah:''' Do with what?
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:'''Olive''', '''Otto''', and '''Dr. O:''' [yelling]
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:'''Oprah:''' What is with you guys today?
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:'''Olive''', '''Otto''' and '''Dr. O:''' [overlapping chatter]
  +
:'''Oprah:''' Is that my mirror over there?
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{|
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|
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:'''Olive:''' No! No, no, no, no.
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|
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:'''Otto:''' No. No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no.
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|}
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:'''Olive''', '''Otto''' and '''Dr. O''': [overlapping yelling] [screaming]
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:[splashing]
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:[shimmering]
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:'''Oprah:''' [coughing] ''What are you doing?!''
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:'''Dr. O:''' When you got sprayed by that plant, some seriously weird things were happening to your face, but you're better now.
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:'''Oprah:''' Oh, cool. Thanks.
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:'''Olive:''' [relieved sigh]
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:'''Dr. O:''' [relieved sigh]
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:'''Otto:''' Phew! That was close.
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:'''Olive:''' Oh yeah.
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:[poof]
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:[harp glissando]
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:'''Otto:''' So, back to the ogre?
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:[credits]
   
 
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Latest revision as of 22:22, 4 November 2021

[opening theme]
Sneakers Woman: Thanks for coming, Odd Squad.
Olive: What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
Sneakers Woman: I finally found a pair of running shoes that I like, but I can't wear them, because I have two left feet.
Olive and Otto: Whoa.
Otto: How do you run?
Sneakers Woman: Uh, mainly in circles.
Olive: Not to worry. We have a fix.
[zapping noises]
Olive: Now, they're both lefties.
Sneakers Woman: Not where I thought you were gonna go, but...I'll take 'em! Thanks, Odd Squad!
Otto: Happy to help. Have a good day.
Otto: Uh- oh. S-sorry. O-over there. Thank you.
Olive: Uh- excuse us, sir. You're in our tubes. Thank you.
[whoosh]
Sneakers Woman: Woo! Yeah! Oh! If Sheila could see me now! Woo!
Oprah: There you two are.
Otto: Let me guess. Something very odd has happened?
Oprah: Um, why would you even say that? I got a new plant, and I've been thinking of names. This is Mr. Green Jeans. Isn't that right, Mr. Green Jeans?
[poof]
[harp glissando]
Oprah: [coughing]
Otto: Is it okay to breathe that stuff?
Oprah: How should I know? I'm not a doctor!
Dr. O: Did someone call for a doctor?
Otto and Olive: Whoa.
Oprah: Dr. O, this plant just puffed some sort of mist on me. Anything I should be worried about?
Dr. O: Not at all, but why don't I check this plant out just in case?
Olive: See ya, Dr. O.
Dr. O: Bye.
Otto: Thanks, Doctor.
Oprah: Bye!
[long silence]
Oprah: Um...now that my plant is gone, this is kinda awkward.
Olive: You know what? We'll go.
Otto: We got some work to do.
(They both then walk out of Ms. O's office.)
Olive: All right, well, let's get to work. What- what do you wanna start with? There's this new case-
Dr. O: Pssst. Pssst! [quietly] I need to talk to you, stat!
Olive: What's going on?
Dr. O: Remember when I said Ms. O had nothing to worry about?
Olive and Otto: Yeah.
Dr. O: She has everything to worry about. When that plant sprays someone, some seriously weird things start happening to them.
Olive: Then why'd you say it was fine?!
Dr. O: Because I'm a doctor. And because if the person panics, the seriously weird things speed up.
Otto: How weird are we talking?
[musical sting]
[musical sting]
[musical sting]
Olive, Otto, and Dr. O: [gasps]
Olive: Super weird.
Otto: Really weird.
Dr. O: This is bad, bad, bad! We only have one hour to cure the side effects of this plant, or Ms. O will stay weird forever.
Olive: But how do we stop it? Go go go go go!
Dr. O: We'll need to fill this one-gallon container with medicine.
Otto: What's a gallon?
Olive: It's a unit of measurement. When you're measuring a liquid, you don't use inches and feet. You use gallons, quarts, and cups.
Dr. O: One more thing. The medicine is a combination of four different ingredients. All equal amounts that need to be mixed together.
Otto: How are we supposed to know how much of each ingredient to get?
Dr. O: Oh, great question, Otto.
[beat]
Otto: Aaaand do you have an answer?
Dr. O: Nope, just thought it was a great question.
Olive: Hold on. Look at the lines on this one-gallon container. Each of the four lines stands for one quart, and the last line is at the top, which means there are four liters in one gallon.
Otto: So, if there are four ingredients and all have to be equal-
Olive: It means we need one quart of each ingredient.
Dr. O: That makes sense. First ingredient: one quart of unicorn tears.
Otto: That's impossible, we can't do that. We'd have to go all the way to-
Olive: But how are we going to get unicorn tears? Yes-
Dr. O: Here you go.
[pouring noise]
Otto: One quart. Just three more quarts, and we'll have a gallon.
Dr. O: Next ingredient: one quart of Loganberry juice.
Olive: I think I know where we could find some Loganberry juice.
Oprah: Mmmm, I love Loganberry juice.
Olive, Otto, and Dr. O: [screaming]
Oprah: Why are you all screaming?
Olive: Uh, no reason! No, no!
Olive: Everything's fine.
Otto: Fine! Fine. Really fine.
Dr. O: Just a way to [unintelligible] Yes.
Oprah: Good work.
[hissing sound]
Dr. O: You need to hurry. I'll stay here and hold down the fort.
Olive: Let's go!
[shimmering]
Olive: There it is! Let's move! All right. Let's start pickin' berries.
Logan the Ogre: [roaring]
Olive and Otto: [screaming]
Olive: Who are you?!
Logan: I am Logan the Ogre, protector of the Loganberry tree. What brings you to this place?
Olive: [nervously] We were wondering if we could borrow one quart of Loganberry juice?
Logan the Ogre: Yeah, totally, help yourself.
Olive: For real?
Logan: Sure! I love sharing.
Otto: Wait. How're we supposed to turn berries into juice?
Logan: Juicer?
Olive: Yeah. That'll work, that'll work.
Logan: I don't really have an outlet handy.
Olive: You- uhh...
Logan: Or electricity.
Olive: Hmm...
[violin playing]
[squishing noises]
Otto: How am I doin', partner?
Olive: Yeah, we're almost there. Yes! One quart, exactly. Nice goin', partner!
Otto: Thanks.
Olive: Thanks for your help, Logan. But we gotta get back to Headquarters and-
Logan the Ogre: Halt! None shall leave this place...until we take a selfie together.
Olive: Oh.
Olive: Berries!
Otto: Berries!
[beep]
[shutter sound]
Olive and Otto: [yelling]
Oprah: What is it?
Olive: Um, we're just a bit, um...a bit jumpy today. Didn't get enough sleep last night.
Ms. O: Well, get some sleep! Now!
Olive: One quart of Loganberry juice.
[pouring noise]
Dr. O: Two quarts. We're halfway there.
Otto: And two quarts is half a gallon.
Olive: Which means we need 2 quarts to go. What's next, Dr. O?
Dr. O: Next ingredient: one quart of giraffe milk.
Olive: [groans] [smack] But all the giraffes are on the moon for the summer.
Otto: Seriously?
Olive: Long story.
Dr. O: There's one person who drinks giraffe milk.
[rattling]
Otto: Oh, no, no, anybody but them.
Olive: Oh, no, no, no. No way!
[baby cooing]
[loud clattering]
Olive and Otto: [startled yells]
Olive: Okay. You know, they're gonna be right behind us, okay? So just play it cool. All right? On three. One, two, three!
Olive and Otto: [gasps]
Olive: Okay, guess they're not here then-
Olive and Otto: [yells]
Rivka: You wish to see Baby Genius?
Otto: Yes, Your Excellency. We were just wondering if we could have some giraffe milk.
Rivka: And what do you have for Baby Genius?
Olive: Uh, we have pocket lint.
Rivka: [sweetly] Ohh! [normal] Pocket lint was so last month. Baby Genius likes to laugh. Make Baby laugh, you shall get your "giraffe's milk".
Otto: [gasps] [to Olive] I got this. [to Rivka] Knock knock.
Rivka: Who's there?
Otto: Interrupting chicken.
Rivka: Interrupting chi-
Otto: [loud bawk]
Baby Genius: [sobbing]
Rivka: That was not funny, that was rude. You have insulted Baby with your rude chicken.
Olive: [to Otto] It's okay. I have a joke. [to Rivka] Why did the chicken cross the road?
Baby Genius: [crying]
Rivka: Vat is with all the chickens? You two need to get out more.
Olive: Oh, come on, that's a classic joke!
Rivka: Baby is leaving.
Otto: No no no, we don't-
Olive: Wait, no- ow!
Olive: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Baby Genius: [laughing]
Olive: He laughed!
Rivka: It was more of a giggle. But maybe if you do more...
Olive: Whoo!
Baby Genius: [giggling]
Otto: Look at me!
Olive: Whoopsie, falling down! Whoa!
Otto: Oopsies!
Rivka: Yes, good. Now make silly noises when you fall.
Otto: [silly noises]
Olive: [silly noises]
Rivka: Enough.
Baby Genius: [cooing]
Rivka: Here is your giraffe milk.
Otto: Four cups? But we need a quart.
Rivka: Calm down, chicken boy. Cups is a smaller unit of measurement. But, there are four cups in one quart.
Olive: So if we have four cups, that means we have a quart!
Baby Genius: [cooing]
Olive: All right. We have to get these back to Headquarters.
Olive: Whaaat?
Otto: Whaaat?
Olive: Never mind. Let's go.
Otto: What's up with all the mirrors?
Dr. O: I'm hiding them from Ms. O. The seriously weird things have gotten weirder, and if she sees herself, things are gonna get real crazy.
Olive: Good news. We have the giraffe milk.
Dr. O: Let's pour it into the container.
Olive: Okay.
[pouring noise]
Otto: Three quarts down, one to go.
Olive: What's the final ingredient?
Dr. O: It's a very rare liquid: water.
Olive: But, water isn't rare.
Dr. O: Here's a map. There's a cave with a dragon inside.
Otto: Dr. O, there's a water cooler right there.
[bubbling]
Dr. O: How long has that been there?
Olive: Uh, always?
Dr. O: Well, that frees up my Mondays.
[pouring noise]
[whoosh]
Dr. O: One gallon exactly.
Olive: But now what do we do with it?
Oprah: Do with what?
Olive, Otto, and Dr. O: [yelling]
Oprah: What is with you guys today?
Olive, Otto and Dr. O: [overlapping chatter]
Oprah: Is that my mirror over there?
Olive: No! No, no, no, no.
Otto: No. No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no.
Olive, Otto and Dr. O: [overlapping yelling] [screaming]
[splashing]
[shimmering]
Oprah: [coughing] What are you doing?!
Dr. O: When you got sprayed by that plant, some seriously weird things were happening to your face, but you're better now.
Oprah: Oh, cool. Thanks.
Olive: [relieved sigh]
Dr. O: [relieved sigh]
Otto: Phew! That was close.
Olive: Oh yeah.
[poof]
[harp glissando]
Otto: So, back to the ogre?
[credits]
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